January 2011
26 posts
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“I don’t really know how to tell you this, but I’m leaving you for...”
– LMFAO
Jan 31st
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Friday
Equipped with a feather boa and my broskis, I strut out into the night.
Jan 30th
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“All the lonely people, where do they all come from? All the lonely people,...”
– The Beatles
Jan 29th
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My ass hurts. Maybe I should stop sitting on it so much.
Jan 27th
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“Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.”
– Bill Cosby
Jan 27th
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My best work is the product of last-minute panic. Not really, but wouldn’t that be convenient?
Jan 25th
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“When the fox hears the rabbit scream, he comes a-runnin’… but not to...”
– Hannibal
Jan 25th
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At home, still wearing pajamas, doing nothing important. This would be less pathetic if it were just a Sunday thing and not an everyday thing.
Jan 23rd
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“With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world.”
– Max Ehrmann
Jan 22nd
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Not all successful people are hard workers, and not all hard workers are successful people.
Jan 20th
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“When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a...”
– Sinclair Lewis
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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I stare at assignments in class to see if maybe they get done on their own. It’s needless to say I’ve slacked off a lot this school year.
Jan 16th
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“From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate.”
– Socrates
Jan 15th
gaiaheals asked: Doesn't Criminal Minds always have some wonderful quotes?!
I like that show a lot :)
Jan 12th
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What happens when you discover who you really are, but you don’t like what you find?
Jan 12th
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“It has been said, ‘Time heals all wounds.’ I do not agree. The...”
– Rose Kennedy
Jan 11th
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Oh, how the days just melt together!
Jan 10th
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“I must confess: I’m in love with my own sins.”
– Fall Out Boy
Jan 8th
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“I like simple songs with pretty words.”
– Backseat Goodbye
Jan 7th
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“Scars remind us where we’ve been. They don’t have to dictate where...”
– Criminal Minds (Season 5. Episode 10: “The Slave of Duty”)
Jan 6th
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“The statement ‘The world as we perceive it is really the nightmare of a...”
– A question from my physics assignment, today (Personally, I would say it’s a hallucination brought on by Lysergic Acid Diethylamide.)
Jan 5th
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Bought Some Poison Today
I discovered a mouse had been living in my pocket. First I screamed. Then I laughed. Then I cried. It chewed up the inside of my jacket and shit in my closet. For that, it shall die. What shenanigans are in YOUR pockets?
Jan 4th
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This is my second post of the day. I don’t usually post twice in a day. I’ve been in my plaid pajama pants since I awoke this morning. I didn’t even change out of them to stitch up the tear along the inseam. It must be Sunday.
Jan 2nd
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Fuck MTV. I want to see an animated police procedural television drama series with talking animals.
Jan 2nd
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I wear flip-flops in the shower. It’s a precaution.
Jan 1st