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No,” said George. “No, Lennie. I ain’t mad. I never been mad,...
– Of Mice and Men
John Steinbeck
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I slunk off in the direction of the cocktail table—the only place … where...
– The Great Gatsby
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my...
– Dick Gregory
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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying,...
– Bernard Manning
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annefranksgasmask:
i dont see any justin bieber shaped presents under the tree i hate christmas so much
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I’m too stressed to even think about Christmas right now. I have deadlines to meet and essays to write.
All I want for Christmas is to get into college.
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thedailywhat:
I, For One, Etc. of the Day: A mischievous squirrel was caught on tape triggering the fire alarm at an elementary school in Florida.
A false alarm at the school resulted in a potential fine from the local fire department, so officials turned to surveillance footage to find the culprit.
The squirrel, as it turns out, had been living in Blackburn Elementary’s kitchen for some...
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The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
– Franklin D. Roosevelt
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We were never meant to be this damn broken. Words were never meant to be this...
– Lucy Schwartz
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Do hipsters realize that being hipster is mainstream, or are they just being ironic again?
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He’s so dumb he doesn’t know he’s alive.
– The Great Gatsby
F. Scott Fitzgerald
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coagulates:
i laugh after eveyrthing i say to reassure myself that i’m funny
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Green paper, gold teeth, and pregnant gold retrievers; all I want.
– Tyler, the Creator
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My mom just admitted that knitting is one of her vices.
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As happens sometimes, a moment settled and hovered and remained for much more...
– Of Mice and Men
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I prefer handwritten sentiments.
– Mall Cop (2011 film)
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This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time.
– Fight Club (1999 film)
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