The Office (Season 5. Episode 13: “Stress Relief”)
Pam Beesly: Well, I just want to take a minute to talk to you all about something very serious. Once every hour, someone is involved in an internet scam. That man is Michael Scott. He's supporting about twenty Nigerian princesses.
Michael Scott: Hey, you know what? Forgive me for caring.
Pam Beesly: And one time I walked in on him naked. And his thing is so small.
Kevin Malone: How small is it?
Pam Beesly: If it were an iPod, it would be a shuffle!
